The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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