Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
