Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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