2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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