He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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