im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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