So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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