It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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