You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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