A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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