Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he thought i was a dude.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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