Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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she peed on how many people?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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