i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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