Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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