You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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