Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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