Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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