Don't you send me to vm
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
