I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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