I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
