There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love having hate sex.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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