Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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