what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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