i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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