Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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