Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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