i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
