party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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