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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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