so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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