He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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