Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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