There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can tuck mytits in my pants
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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