I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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