yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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