what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There's always time for handjobs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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