I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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