you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You were trust falling into bushes
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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