Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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