apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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