yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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