you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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