lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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