I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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