:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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