Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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