Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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