why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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