Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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