Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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