What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
A bitchslap is in order.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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