Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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