plz talk dirty to me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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