Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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