what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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